Kid Joke: Elephant on a Fence
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Q: What is the cannibal’s favorite game?
Q: When is a car like a frog?
Q: If you’re American outside of the bathroom, what are you when you’re inside the bathroom?
Q: Why do monkeys have big noses?
Where do pencils come from?
Q: How do you know when there’s an elephant in the fridge?
Our four year old: Knock knock. Us: Who’s there? Our four year old: Old lady. Us: Old lady who? Our four year old: Hey, I didn’t know that you could yodel!
Question: Why was the ant confused?