raising4boys.com » Kid Jokes http://www.raising4boys.com parenting tips, tricks and commentary Sat, 18 Dec 2010 20:20:44 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Kid Joke: Knock-Knock (The Tub) http://www.raising4boys.com/2007/08/09/kid-joke-knock-knock-the-tub/ http://www.raising4boys.com/2007/08/09/kid-joke-knock-knock-the-tub/#comments Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:30:54 +0000 dad http://www.raising4boys.com/2007/08/09/kid-joke-knock-knock-the-tub/ Okay, we got this one as a comment to an earlier kid joke, and it made me chuckle, so… Here goes.

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne da tub! I’m DWOWNING! (Said as if you were speaking underwater.)

Thanks to Faith A. for sharing this one.

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A: Because 7 8 9. (Ba-dum-bum!)

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]]> http://www.raising4boys.com/2007/05/23/kid-joke-scary-numbers/feed/ 1 Kid Jokes: Christmas http://www.raising4boys.com/2006/12/22/kid-jokes-christmas/ http://www.raising4boys.com/2006/12/22/kid-jokes-christmas/#comments Fri, 22 Dec 2006 20:27:48 +0000 mom http://www.raising4boys.com/2006/12/22/kid-jokes-christmas/ Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet!

Q: What’s the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has no L (Noel).

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]]> http://www.raising4boys.com/2006/12/22/kid-jokes-christmas/feed/ 0 Kid Jokes: Disney http://www.raising4boys.com/2006/12/08/kid-jokes-disney/ http://www.raising4boys.com/2006/12/08/kid-jokes-disney/#comments Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:08:37 +0000 dad http://www.raising4boys.com/2006/12/08/kid-jokes-disney/ Since our vacation is just winding now starting to wind down, I thought I’d throw out a few more Disney-related jokes to follow up on last week’s Mickey Mouse jokes… And yes, bathroom humor amuses me (and our kids).

Q: Why doesn’t Piglet have any friends?
A: I’m not sure, but I think it’s because he likes to play with Pooh.

Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
A: Because he was trying to find Pooh.

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he lives in Never Never Land.

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Q: What did Mickey Mouse say when Minnie Mouse asked if he was listening?
A: I’m all ears!

Q: Do you know why Mickey Mouse bought a telescope?
A: Because he wanted to see Pluto!

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]]> http://www.raising4boys.com/2006/12/01/kid-jokes-mickey-mouse/feed/ 0 Kid Jokes: More Thanksgiving Jokes http://www.raising4boys.com/2006/11/24/kid-jokes-more-thanksgiving-jokes/ http://www.raising4boys.com/2006/11/24/kid-jokes-more-thanksgiving-jokes/#comments Sat, 25 Nov 2006 04:10:21 +0000 dad http://www.raising4boys.com/2006/11/24/kid-jokes-more-thanksgiving-jokes/ I’m still in a Thanksgiving mood, so here are a couple more related jokes…

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims.

Q: What happened to the turkey that got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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]]> http://www.raising4boys.com/2006/11/24/kid-jokes-more-thanksgiving-jokes/feed/ 0 Kid Jokes: Thanksgiving http://www.raising4boys.com/2006/11/17/kid-jokes-thanksgiving/ http://www.raising4boys.com/2006/11/17/kid-jokes-thanksgiving/#comments Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:39:52 +0000 dad http://www.raising4boys.com/2006/11/17/kid-jokes-thanksgiving/ Here are a few groaners to get you warmed up for Thanksgiving…

Q: If the Pilgrims were still alive today, what would they be best known for?
A: Their age!

Q: What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?
A: Turkey feathers. Duh!

Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

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Q: Why did the rope get in trouble at school?

A: Because he was knotty!

(It’s quite possible that this joke already exists, but I’m claiming it as his since neither of us had ever heard it before.)

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Him: Knock-knock.

Us: Who’s there?

Him: Boo.

Us: Boo who?

Him: Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to make you cry.

It never gets old.

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A: A cow boy.

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