Okay, we got this one as a comment to an earlier kid joke, and it made me chuckle, so… Here goes.

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who? [more]

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? [more]

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet!

Q: What’s the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has no L (Noel).

Since our vacation is just winding now starting to wind down, I thought I’d throw out a few more Disney-related jokes to follow up on last week’s Mickey Mouse jokes… And yes, bathroom humor amuses me (and our kids).

Q: Why doesn’t Piglet have any friends?
A: I’m not sure, but I think it’s because he likes to play with Pooh.

Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
A: Because he was trying to find Pooh.

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he lives in Never Never Land.

We’re off to Disney World tomorrow, so with that in mind I thought that I’d throw out a couple of related jokes…

Q: What did Mickey Mouse say when Minnie Mouse asked if he was listening?
A: I’m all ears!

Q: Do you know why Mickey Mouse bought a telescope?
A: Because he wanted to see Pluto!

I’m still in a Thanksgiving mood, so here are a couple more related jokes…

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims.

Q: What happened to the turkey that got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Here are a few groaners to get you warmed up for Thanksgiving…

Q: If the Pilgrims were still alive today, what would they be best known for?
A: Their age!

Q: What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?
A: Turkey feathers. Duh!

Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

Believe it or not, our nine year old son made this one up the other day. He was trying to make up a funny joke and was failing miserably when he suddenly stumbled onto this one. The fact that it made sense and was actually kind of funny/clever surprised us so much that we both burst out laughing. So… Without further ado…

Q: Why did the rope get in trouble at school? [more]

This one is our four year old’s most favoritest joke in the whole wide world (by far)…

Him: Knock-knock.

Us: Who’s there?

Him: Boo.

Us: Boo who?

Him: Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to make you cry.

It never gets old.

Q: What is a bull before he grows up? [more]