August 9, 2007

Kid Joke: Knock-Knock (The Tub)

Okay, we got this one as a comment to an earlier kid joke, and it made me chuckle, so… Here goes.

Knock-knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who? [more]

May 23, 2007

Kid Joke: Scary Numbers

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? [more]

December 22, 2006

Kid Jokes: Christmas

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet!

Q: What’s the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has no L (Noel).

December 8, 2006

Kid Jokes: Disney

Since our vacation is just winding now starting to wind down, I thought I’d throw out a few more Disney-related jokes to follow up on last week’s Mickey Mouse jokes… And yes, bathroom humor amuses me (and our kids).

Q: Why doesn’t Piglet have any friends?
A: I’m not sure, but I think it’s because he likes to play with Pooh.

Q: Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
A: Because he was trying to find Pooh.

Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he lives in Never Never Land.

December 1, 2006

Kid Jokes: Mickey Mouse

We’re off to Disney World tomorrow, so with that in mind I thought that I’d throw out a couple of related jokes…

Q: What did Mickey Mouse say when Minnie Mouse asked if he was listening?
A: I’m all ears!

Q: Do you know why Mickey Mouse bought a telescope?
A: Because he wanted to see Pluto!

November 24, 2006

Kid Jokes: More Thanksgiving Jokes

I’m still in a Thanksgiving mood, so here are a couple more related jokes…

Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims.

Q: What happened to the turkey that got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

November 17, 2006

Kid Jokes: Thanksgiving

Here are a few groaners to get you warmed up for Thanksgiving…

Q: If the Pilgrims were still alive today, what would they be best known for?
A: Their age!

Q: What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?
A: Turkey feathers. Duh!

Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

November 10, 2006

Kid Joke: Knotty Rope

Believe it or not, our nine year old son made this one up the other day. He was trying to make up a funny joke and was failing miserably when he suddenly stumbled onto this one. The fact that it made sense and was actually kind of funny/clever surprised us so much that we both burst out laughing. So… Without further ado…

Q: Why did the rope get in trouble at school? [more]

November 3, 2006

Kid Joke: Boo-Hoo

This one is our four year old’s most favoritest joke in the whole wide world (by far)…

Him: Knock-knock.

Us: Who’s there?

Him: Boo.

Us: Boo who?

Him: Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to make you cry.

It never gets old.

October 20, 2006

Kid Joke: Young Bull

Q: What is a bull before he grows up? [more]