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Kid Joke: Knock-Knock (The Tub)

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Okay, we got this one as a comment to an earlier kid joke, and it made me chuckle, so… Here goes. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who?

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Published on August 9th, 2007 - Leave a Comment
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Kid Joke: Scary Numbers

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?

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Published on May 23rd, 2007 - One Comment
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Kid Jokes: Christmas

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Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The elf-abet! Q: What’s the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet? A: The Christmas alphabet has no L (Noel).

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Published on December 22nd, 2006 - Leave a Comment
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Kid Jokes: Disney

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Since our vacation is just winding now starting to wind down, I thought I’d throw out a few more Disney-related jokes to follow up on last week’s Mickey Mouse jokes… And yes, bathroom humor amuses me (and our kids). Q: Why doesn’t Piglet have any friends? A: I’m not sure, but I think it’s because […]

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Published on December 8th, 2006 - Leave a Comment
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Kid Jokes: Mickey Mouse

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We’re off to Disney World tomorrow, so with that in mind I thought that I’d throw out a couple of related jokes… Q: What did Mickey Mouse say when Minnie Mouse asked if he was listening? A: I’m all ears! Q: Do you know why Mickey Mouse bought a telescope? A: Because he wanted to […]

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Published on December 1st, 2006 - Leave a Comment
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Kid Jokes: More Thanksgiving Jokes

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I’m still in a Thanksgiving mood, so here are a couple more related jokes… Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims. Q: What happened to the turkey that got into a fight? A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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Published on November 24th, 2006 - Leave a Comment
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Kid Jokes: Thanksgiving

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Here are a few groaners to get you warmed up for Thanksgiving… Q: If the Pilgrims were still alive today, what would they be best known for? A: Their age! Q: What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called? A: Turkey feathers. Duh! Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? […]

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Published on November 17th, 2006 - One Comment
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Kid Joke: Knotty Rope

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Believe it or not, our nine year old son made this one up the other day. He was trying to make up a funny joke and was failing miserably when he suddenly stumbled onto this one. The fact that it made sense and was actually kind of funny/clever surprised us so much that we both […]

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Published on November 10th, 2006 - Leave a Comment
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Kid Joke: Boo-Hoo

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This one is our four year old’s most favoritest joke in the whole wide world (by far)… Him: Knock-knock. Us: Who’s there? Him: Boo. Us: Boo who? Him: Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to make you cry. It never gets old.

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Published on November 3rd, 2006 - Leave a Comment
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Kid Joke: Young Bull

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Q: What is a bull before he grows up?

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Published on October 20th, 2006 - One Comment
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