Kid Joke: Knock-Knock (The Tub)
Okay, we got this one as a comment to an earlier kid joke, and it made me chuckle, so… Here goes.
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Archive for the ‘Kid Jokes’ Category
Kid Joke: Scary Numbers
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Kid Jokes: Christmas
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet!
Q: What’s the difference between the regular alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has no L (Noel).
Kid Jokes: Disney
Since our vacation is just winding now starting to wind down, I thought I’d throw out a few more Disney-related jokes to follow up on last week’s Mickey Mouse jokes… And yes, bathroom humor amuses me (and our kids).
Q: Why doesn’t Piglet have any friends?
A: I’m not sure, but I think it’s because he likes [...]
Kid Jokes: Mickey Mouse
We’re off to Disney World tomorrow, so with that in mind I thought that I’d throw out a couple of related jokes…
Q: What did Mickey Mouse say when Minnie Mouse asked if he was listening?
A: I’m all ears!
Q: Do you know why Mickey Mouse bought a telescope?
A: Because he wanted to see Pluto!
Kid Jokes: More Thanksgiving Jokes
I’m still in a Thanksgiving mood, so here are a couple more related jokes…
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims.
Q: What happened to the turkey that got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
Kid Jokes: Thanksgiving
Here are a few groaners to get you warmed up for Thanksgiving…
Q: If the Pilgrims were still alive today, what would they be best known for?
A: Their age!
Q: What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?
A: Turkey feathers. Duh!
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see [...]
Kid Joke: Knotty Rope
Believe it or not, our nine year old son made this one up the other day. He was trying to make up a funny joke and was failing miserably when he suddenly stumbled onto this one. The fact that it made sense and was actually kind of funny/clever surprised us so much that we both [...]
Kid Joke: Boo-Hoo
This one is our four year old’s most favoritest joke in the whole wide world (by far)…
Him: Knock-knock.
Us: Who’s there?
Him: Boo.
Us: Boo who?
Him: Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to make you cry.
It never gets old.
Kid Joke: Young Bull
Q: What is a bull before he grows up?
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