A sample of our (former) first grader’s writing:
Teairdons dong is brown.
Teairdons dong is poisonous.
Teairdons eat thire dong.
Pteranadon’s dung is brown.
Pteranadon’s dung is poisonous.
Pteranadons eat their dung.
Just to be clear, pteranodon’s don’t eat their poisonous brown dongs. 😉