Kid Jokes: Thanksgiving

Written by dad - One Comment

Here are a few groaners to get you warmed up for Thanksgiving…

Q: If the Pilgrims were still alive today, what would they be best known for?
A: Their age!

Q: What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?
A: Turkey feathers. Duh!

Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

Published on November 17th, 2006 - One Comment
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Comments (scroll down to add your own):

  1. Heh, those are actually pretty funny.

    Comment by Blaine Moore — Nov 17th 2006 @ 9:34 am

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