Here are a few groaners to get you warmed up for Thanksgiving…
Q: If the Pilgrims were still alive today, what would they be best known for?
A: Their age!
Q: What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?
A: Turkey feathers. Duh!
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!