Kid Joke: Knotty Rope

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Believe it or not, our nine year old son made this one up the other day. He was trying to make up a funny joke and was failing miserably when he suddenly stumbled onto this one. The fact that it made sense and was actually kind of funny/clever surprised us so much that we both burst out laughing. So… Without further ado…

Q: Why did the rope get in trouble at school?

A: Because he was knotty!

(It’s quite possible that this joke already exists, but I’m claiming it as his since neither of us had ever heard it before.)

Published on November 10th, 2006 - Leave a Comment
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